And the award for most harrowingly extended metaphor goes to… 3 Doors Down! This band predated, yet somehow out-awfuled, the faux-emo sad-bastard macho chest thumps of Puddle Of Mudd, Stone Sour, ...
3 Doors Down were the little band from Escatawpa, Mississippi that were ready to take the music world by storm in 2000, much like the superhero referenced in their breakout single, 'Kryptonite.' It's ...