Squeezy, the Pension Python, is a snake, and it is quite common for snakes to settle securities fraud charges without admitting or denying guilt. On Monday, the Securities and Exchange Commission ...

Squeezy the Pension Python is dead. The orange, cartoon snake debuted in a 2012 Internet video commissioned by Gov. Pat Quinn in an effort to explain Illinois' mind-numbingly complicated pension debt.

I'm apparently alone in enjoying the Mr. Show-quality spectacle of Squeezy the Pension Python, but I will say one thing in Squeezy's defense: the exchange in the CapFax comments is what Squeezy is ...

Squeezy, the Pension Python is a snake, and it is quite common for snakes to settle securities fraud charges without admitting or denying guilt. On Monday, the Securities and Exchange Commission ...